If you’re here, who’s running hell?
I can totally keep secrets. It’s the people I tell them to who can’t.
If I promise to miss you, will you go, like, really, really far away?
Don’t you hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious?
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
They say you are what you eat, so lay off the nuts already.
Your mind might want to dance, but your body is a really awkward white guy.
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
Oh, I didn’t tell you? Must be none of your business then.
If you need so much space, there’s always NASA.