Don’t put your mind at rest !
You’ll have to think these over:
1.How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
2. Two chemists walk into a bar.
The first chemist orders: “I would like a glass of H20, please !
The second chemist says: “I would like some water too, please !
The first chemist starts crying because his assassination attempt failed.
3. A Buddhist walk up to a hotdog stand and orders: “Make me one with everything !”
4. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
5. I love the way the Earth rotates. It makes my day !
6. Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint. His phone rings and he jumps shouting: “Oh, crap, I forgot to feed he dog !”
7. A photon is going through airport security.
The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage.
“No, I’m travelling light !”, says the photon.
8. It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, as they always take things literally.
9. Who is this Rorschach guy ?
And why does he always paint scenes of my parents fighting ?
10. A Roman walks into a bar.
“A Martinus, please !”
“You mean Martini ?”, asks the bartender.
“If I wanted a double, I would have said so !”