For real Digital Marketers
1. An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, public house, drinking house, grill, beer, wine, whiskey…
2. Why did the priest hire a marketing consultant?
To improve his conversion rate.
3. Why didn’t the marketing couple get married?
They weren’t on the same landing page.
4. Where’s the best place to hide a body?
The second page of Google.
5. How did Yoda get his first lead ?
He used the Sales Force.
6. Why do cab drivers make good content marketers?
They can really drive in traffic.
7. Why did the woman dump her marketer boyfriend?
Lack of engagement.
8. Why are digital marketers considered to be good actors?
They nail impressions.
9. An SEO expert and a hippie walk into a restaurant.
They both order organic.
10. Why did the front-end developer buy the flat under his?
He always wanted a sub-domain.